Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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