Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
