Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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