i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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