i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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