Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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