Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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