I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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