Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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