when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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