I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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