I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
my poor anus
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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