just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
