Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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