ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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