you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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