There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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