Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
ok first of all what the fuck
You did what with his pubic hair?
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