Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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