drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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