i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We need to get me chipped asap
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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