Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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