Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the room spins SO much faster in panama
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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