Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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