I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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