Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
