The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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