she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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