I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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