I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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