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(513): View more from Ohio

I hate bills.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Like ones you have to pay or people named William?

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(361): View more from Texas

Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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(817): View more from Texas

I really wanna talk..

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if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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(706): View more from Georgia

Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.

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(914): View more from New York

Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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