Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
There's even glitter on my cock...
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