And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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