You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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