I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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