So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
