There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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