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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(361): View more from Texas

dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy

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(760): View more from California

We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks

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(443): View more from Maryland

The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP

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