New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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