oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
