Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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