dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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