So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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