I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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