I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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