I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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