i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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