I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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