these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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