I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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