Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize