matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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