need another drink. this is the easiest way
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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