I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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