so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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